Welcome to the Most Laid-Back Shopping Experience in Town
Let’s be honest – nobody really enjoys those sterile, clinical-feeling dispensary visits where you feel like you’re being judged for wanting to enhance your relaxation capabilities. That’s why New Standard Sand Lake is changing the game, one chilled-out customer at a time.
Picture this: You walk into a space that feels less like a medical facility and more like your coolest friend’s living room (you know, the one who actually understands proper mood lighting). The only difference is that this friend has all the proper licenses and won’t try to tell you about their three-hour conspiracy theory about squirrels controlling the weather.
What Makes Us Different?
• We don’t judge if you giggle at the word “doobie”
• Our staff actually knows the difference between indica and sativa (and won’t make you feel bad if you don’t)
• Zero pressure to pretend you understand what “terpenes” are (though we’re happy to explain)
Remember that time you tried to explain cannabis to your grandmother and ended up comparing it to her garden herbs? Well, our budtenders are significantly better at explanations, and they won’t show you 47 photos of their tomato plants afterward.
The Sand Lake Difference
Located in the heart of Sand Lake, we’re proud to be the spot where both medical patients and recreational enthusiasts can feel comfortable asking questions like “Will this make me want to watch all 10 seasons of Friends in one sitting?” or “Is this strain going to make me philosophize about why dogs can’t eat chocolate but humans can?”
Whether you’re a seasoned consumer or someone who still thinks “rolling papers” might be a new type of wallpaper, we’ve got you covered. Our knowledgeable staff is here to guide you through our selection without making you feel like you’re back in high school getting called on in chemistry class.
And yes, we’ve heard all the “getting high by the lake” puns. We’ve actually started collecting them in a book. Current count: 420 (coincidence? We think not).
So next time you’re looking for a dispensary experience that doesn’t feel like you’re visiting the DMV’s more judgmental cousin, come see us at New Standard Sand Lake. We promise to keep the vibes high and the stress low.
Just remember: Unlike your college roommate’s attempts at baking special brownies, we actually know what we’re doing.