Welcome to the Wild World of Weed
Buckle up, fellow adventurers, because we’re about to embark on a whimsical expedition through Michigan’s lush landscape of legal cannabis. New Standard, the state’s premier dispensary, is your trusty guide on this journey into the great green beyond.
The Flower Power Hour
Picture this: You walk into New Standard, and suddenly you’re surrounded by more strains than there are stars in the sky. It’s like stepping into Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but instead of candy, it’s cannabis. The budtenders are your Oompa Loompas, ready to guide you through this fragrant forest of flower.
But wait! Before you dive headfirst into the sea of green, remember: sniffing cannabis isn’t like wine tasting. No one wants to see you swirling, sniffing, and dramatically spitting out perfectly good bud. Save that for your next wine tour, Dionysus.
Edible Adventures: A Taste of the High Life
Now, let’s talk about edibles. These aren’t your grandma’s “special” brownies (unless your grandma is secretly a cannabis connoisseur, in which case, go grandma!). New Standard’s selection of edibles is like a gourmet menu for the munchies-inclined.
From artisanal gummies to chocolate bars that would make Willy Wonka jealous, there’s something for every palate. Just remember, unlike that entire pizza you devoured at 2 AM, these treats pack a punch. Start low, go slow, and for the love of all things holy, don’t eat the entire bag in one sitting unless you want to have a very interesting conversation with your houseplants.
The Concentrates Conundrum
For those seeking a more potent experience, concentrates are the way to go. But fair warning: these aren’t for the faint of heart or the weak of lung. Dabbing might sound like a dance move your nephew does, but trust us, it’s a whole different ballgame.
Accessories: Because Every Hero Needs a Sidekick
What’s a cannabis journey without the right gear? New Standard’s got you covered with an array of accessories that would make Batman’s utility belt look like child’s play. From sleek vaporizers to rolling papers so fancy you’ll feel guilty using them, you’ll find everything you need to elevate your experience.
The New Standard Experience
At the end of the day, New Standard isn’t just a dispensary; it’s a portal to a world of wonder, relaxation, and occasionally, uncontrollable giggles. So whether you’re a seasoned cannabis connoisseur or a curious newcomer, come on down and explore Michigan’s premier cannabis destination. Just remember: the only thing higher than our quality standards are our customers!